A slim, lazy and stupid pig's holiday. =)

I admit that I'm a pig. =)
A slim, lazy and stupid pig.
And a pig that will get angry easily.



Today I argue with my father.
He shout at me bacause of a music video.
But nevermind,
I'm a pig.
Pig can't understand human's language. =)

As a lazy pig,
I woke up at 11 a.m. this morning.
And online until now. =)

And I'm a stupid pig.
I almost flunk my account in this class test. =(
And I'm not good in negotiation.
I'm always on the loser side. *sigh*


And I'm a really slim pig.
So,
can anyone teach me how to be fat?
I don't want those bullshit methods such as eat more food or eat more during supper.
I want some practical methods that help me fat in 1 weeks. =DD
And when you notice that I didn't have my brunch yet,
please sponsor me some food because I'm poor too. =)




And other things,
One of my friend harassed by a satyr! =(
So unlucky for her. *sigh*



Anyway,
As a pig,
I must enjoy my holiday such much as I can! =)


Adiós. =)